JUST FOR LAUGHS...

This comes from two math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experiences.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

This is a strictly...Mathematical viewpoint...and it goes like this:

What makes 100%

What does it mean to give **More** that 100%?

How about achieving 103%

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented by

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
**H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K**

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And:
**K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E**

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:
**A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E**

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And:
**B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T-**

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And look how far ASS KISSING will take you.
**A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G**

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while **HARDWORK** and **KNOWLEDGE**

will get you close, and **ATTITUDE** will get you there. Its the **BULL-#####** and **ASS- KISSING**

that will put you over the top.

Now you know why politicans are where they are!

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