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This comes from two math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experiences.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

This is a strictly...Mathematical viewpoint...and it goes like this:
What makes 100%
What does it mean to give More that 100%?
How about achieving 103%
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented by
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And:
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T-
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
And look how far ASS KISSING will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE
will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there. Its the BULL-##### and ASS- KISSING
that will put you over the top.
Now you know why politicans are where they are!


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